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Program to Propose a girl(Funny)

Ok guys lets have a fun break here ;-)
Here's a program to Propose a Girl

/*Program to Propose a girl*/
#include STD ISD PCO.h
#include mobile.h
#include sms.h
#include love.h
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}
}
ERROR: infinite loop at " if(reply==SANDAL)
WARNINGS: SERIOUS INJURIES EXPECTED

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